Punography

I changed my i Pod handle to Titanic. It's syncing now.

When chemists on, they barium.

Jokes roughly German sausage are the wurst.

A soldier who survived mustard gas and pepper announce is just now a practised veteran.

How does Moses cause his tea? Hebrews it.

I stayed up all stygian to witness where the brown went. Than it dawned on me.

This female said she recognized me from the vegetarian club, but I'd not at all met herbivore.

I'm reading a libretto there anti-gravity . I can't sicken it down.

I did a stagy interpretation yon puns. It was a play on words.

They told me I had species A blood, but it was a Type- O.

Why were the Indians here first? They had reservations.

Genre skip to the Coca-Cola factory. I daydream there's no explode quiz.

Energizer battery arrested. Charged with battery.

I didn't like my beard at first. Then it grew on me.

Did you informed entertain about the cross eyed teacher who lost her job because she couldn't subdue her pupils?

What does a clock do when it's hungry? It goes in dire straits four seconds.

I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it slap me!

Ruptured pencils are pointless.

I tried to hold some fog. I mist.

What do you convene a dinosaur with a cosmic vocabulary? A thesaurus.

England has no kidney bank, but it does have a Liverpool .

I utilized to be a banker, but then I lost interest.

I dropped exposed of communism importance because of contemptible Marx.

All the toilets in Unique York's the heat stations have been stolen. Policemen have nothing to go on.

I got a duty at a bakery because I kneaded dough.

Haunted French pancakes give me the crepes.

Velcro - what a filch substandard!

Cartoonist inaugurate dead to the world in home. Details are sketchy.

Venison for dinner? Oh deer!

Earthquake in Washington obviously command's fault.

I acclimated to to think I was indecisive, but nowadays I'm not so sure.

Be sympathetic to your dentist. He has fillings, too.

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